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John Gibson  2nd In Command of SG&C Out of Work, Apparently Dominion Master 12/8/2008 11:57:36 PM  Level: 1 Experience: 0 Total Posts: 39 | RE: Tom and Chris... tmas Special John punches Jake off of the couch and changes the channel back to Boomerang. John: Look. Doc Terror and his cyborg companion Hacker just unleashed their forces to conquer Earth. Jake shakes his head and rubs his aching jaw. Jake: Can only one force stop this evil? John: Darn straight. A handful of brave men in specially created exoframes--they can be transported anywhere. Jake: To fuse with incredible assault weapon systems, beamed down from the space station "Sky Vault"? John: Absolutely. Becoming man and machine-- John & Jake: Power X-treme! Chris and Tom come stumbling through the door that is not currently being used as a refrigerator. Chris: Jeepers cats, it's cold. Hey, I can cook something up if anybody's-- There is a resounding "NO." |
Tom Fender  Member of SG&C Wandered the world like Caine from Kung-Fu and got into adventures Dominion Master 12/8/2008 11:59:27 PM  Level: 18 Experience: 26800 Total Posts: 95 | RE: Tom and Chris... tmas Special Megan leans forward, hearts in her eyes. Megan: I like Ace McCloud. He's dreamyyyy... John looks jealous, confused, and disgusted all at the same time. |
Chris Storms  1st In Command of SG&C Space Mercenary Dominion Master 12/9/2008 2:22:02 PM  Level: 1 Experience: 0 Total Posts: 77 | RE: Tom and Chris... tmas Special Chris: I see how it is... Well... I am going to go cook myself something then. There is another resounding "NO!" John: We'll get something delivered. Jake: Christmas pizza sounds good. Chris: Christmas pizza? Jake: Yeah. It's some new thing that Franks is doing. Chris: What's on it? Jake: You probably don't want to know. Just order one and try it. It's good. John: I am not trying anything that you don't want to tell me the ingredients of. Chris: Yeah that doesn't sound too appetizing. Jake: Fine. Order whatever kind you want and order a Christmas pizza for me. Chris: I am not ordering one for you unless I have cash up front. You've stiffed me too many times. Jake: Me? No. Xheis: Yeah. You. Jake: Where is the Christmas spirit? Come on man! You should be ashamed of yourself. Not buying your friends pizza. We know you're rolling in the dough. The founder of the famous SG&C? Chris: ... Jake: Yeah. That's what I thought. Chris: I am NOT buying you a pizza. Jake: Fine. I know John will. John: *Glaring at Jake.* Jake: Or not. Look guys I have bounced a couple of checks lately. I need some money. Just lend me some. Chris: What on Meeriad are you bouncing checks on?! Jake: I made a couple modifications to the Space Wolf... Chris: You didn't go get money from the mafia did you? Jake: No. I learned my lesson last time. John: I sure as slag hope so. Jake: The point is though... I have no money. Chris: Are you lying? Jake: ...No. *Shniff.* John: Whoa. It does tingle. Jake: What? John: You're lying. |
| Tom Fender Member of SG&C Wandered the world like Caine from Kung-Fu and got into adventures Dominion Master 12/10/2008 12:54:31 AM Level: 18 Experience: 26800 Total Posts: 95 | RE: Tom and Chris... tmas Special When suddenly there's a knock at the door. Chris: Who is it? There's no answer. Chris: Who is it? There's no answer. Chris: WHO IS IT?!?! They're not sayin' anything. He goes over and opens the door and much to his surprise a man from his distant past is standing right there before him holding a "get out of jail free" card. Chris: My gosh. Man: Chris Storms. Chris: John Quiching. Man: Glad you remember me. Merry Christmas and good bye. You'll never trouble me again. John Quiching steps out of the doorway and out of sight giving way to the view of about fifty heavily armed men in black Cadillac Escalades with mounted .50 caliber machine guns. Chris realizes he probably should've pounded Quiching's face in while he had the chance. Chris:  EVERYBODY DOWN.Chris hits the floor followed shortly by everyone else. Roughly one hundred eighty billion bullets tear through the front of the house in a roar that can be heard for miles. Chris grabs the Benelli M1 sitting next to the door and starts blasting blindly through the doorway. Jake: I JUST WANTED SOME PIZZA. Tom: WHAT? Meanwhile, John is slinking his way out the side door in an effort to get behind the small army currently ripping Chris' house countless new ones. Wearing Chris' snow-white bear rug, John crawls painstakingly through the ice and snow and makes it behind one Escalade. Just then he realizes all he had on him was a pistol. He skins his Strayer-Voigt Infinity and pops the guy on the .50. He jumps up into the bed and turns the machine gun toward the other Escalades and proceeds to make a mess. By this time, the opposition have cut the house right in half and the upper half of it is starting to slide off. With the other .50 caliber guns out of commission and the infantry in disarray, the rest of the gang pop their heads out to get better shots. Once the lead content of the air around John's head grows to a dangerous level, he grabs the AR15 carbine off the .50's previous operator and hops out of the truck. [Overbearing notice from your dictatorship: 10 tape removed from all of your accounts for having a gunfight. ENJOY YOUR DEBT, BUTTHOLES] |
| Chris Storms 1st In Command of SG&C Space Mercenary Dominion Master 12/10/2008 11:47:11 PM Level: 1 Experience: 0 Total Posts: 77 | RE: Tom and Chris... tmas Special After a couple more minutes of gunfire, they take care of the remaining thugs. Of course, not without a couple close calls. Tom at some point had to stand up and almost get mowed down, but somehow avoided it like normal. John walks around the back of the Escalades and back towards the house. Chris pops his head around the opening of the door and looks at him. Chris: You crazy, suckah. John: I know. John walks in and sits down. Pieces of plaster fall around him. The dust in the house is almost unbearable. They cough a couple times, and then look around at each other. John: So, you think we ought to get out of here? Chris: Probably wouldn't be a bad idea. Jake: I am sure there's more on the way. John: Alright. Let's get going. Get packing, be read to go within five minutes. They all split up, and head to different parts of the house. They gather guns, ammo, camo, cheese wire, and various tools. Within minutes, they are behind the house. Looking at what is left of the Jeeps. John starts foaming at the mouth. They are thinking "This is not good." Jake voices it. Jake: This is not good. Jango: Where's Chris? Jake turns around and looks through the open door. He can see Chris's leg, and a good bit of blood. Jake and Jango run inside. Chris is sitting on the floor with his dog. The dog didn't make it. The rest of the team comes in the door and sees what has transpired. Chris: This is the final straw. They killed my dog. |
| John Gibson 2nd In Command of SG&C Out of Work, Apparently Dominion Master 12/10/2008 11:56:35 PM Level: 1 Experience: 0 Total Posts: 39 | RE: Tom and Chris... tmas Special Jake: I didn't know you HAD a d-- John: That's it. He looks up at the wall with dramatic tension. John: We're going after Nick Jackson. The room goes silent. Everybody looks at John. Chris: It was John Quiching. Plus I killed Jackson. John: Oh, that guy. He looks up at the wall with dramatic tension. John: We're going after John Quiching. |
| Tom Fender Member of SG&C Wandered the world like Caine from Kung-Fu and got into adventures Dominion Master 12/11/2008 12:16:30 AM Level: 18 Experience: 26800 Total Posts: 95 | RE: Tom and Chris... tmas Special Tom: Well, he was just at the door. He can't be far. Nevan, Chris' remaining Jack Russell terrier, tears off into the nearby woods yapping rapidly. Chris: He's on the trail! Let's go! They chase after Nevan. Chris: This booger's going down once and for all! They all stop dead in their tracks as they come to a clearing filled with more identical Escalades and fifty more men. John Quiching is just climbing into one as Nevan grabs a hold of his pant leg, snorting fiercely. Quiching: Hey, get--get off, you rat. Down. Heel! He snaps his leg out, but the dog does not let go. John steps forward. John: Give it up, Quiching. As if to say no, everyone and his brother opens fire. John: Yikes! SG&C retreat back into the woods as trees are cut down. Suddenly, time slows down drastically. John Quiching turns to the driver of the Escalade. Quiching: Gimme your pistol. The driver unholsters his SIG P229 and hands it to Quiching who turns back to the dog clamped to his leg. Chris turns to Jake and rips the SR8 out of his grasp. He shoulders it and places the crosshairs firmly on Quiching's forehead. He pulls the trigger and watches the bullet travel painfully slowly toward its target. Quiching notices it's taking an insanely long time to point the pistol at the dog when he hears the gun shot. He looks up and watches the bullet coming toward him. There's nothing he can do but let the projectile merge with his noggin. Choose your own adventure! Path A Path B |
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