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Wolf McDog
The ability to destroy
a planet is insignificant
next to the power of the Force.
I'm a random monster...
and the most powerful boss!
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Monster--Opened for Random Access
Strikes: 128
Banned Banned Banned Banned Banned Banned
(For being an idiot.)
Not Jailed
(For being busted out by Szyren.)

Dominion Master
9/5/2021 10:05:56 PM

Level: 85
Experience: 2500627

Total Posts: 294
RE: It's September (again)!

Wolf slid and slid and slid down the garbage chute or something. It had been a while already. How long was this thing? Maybe jumping down here wasn't such a good idea after — he heard from somewhere above him Stasis calling after him. It sounded like he was sliding down too.

"Uh oh," Wolf said.

He unclipped a grenade from his belt, armed it, and tossed it up the chute behind him. Unfortunately, it soon caught back up with him. His eyes widened to an excessive degree. He snatched the grenade out of mid-air and threw it ahead of him as hard as he could and splayed all four limbs out in an attempt to halt his descent. It worked to an extent, and the grenade disappeared from sight, shortly followed by an explosion. The backblast washed over him, singeing his whiskers.

Despite the ringing in his ears, he could still hear Stasis coming down the chute toward him. He let go and continued his descent.
Vega
Weird Dude
Dominion Master
9/5/2021 10:10:17 PM

Level: 1
Experience: 0

Total Posts: 247
RE: It's September (again)!

Vega watched as Stasis dove into the garbage chute or something and closed his eyes. He gave a deep sigh before walking forward, turning around, and falling backwards into the garbage chute or something.

He was so tired. He closed his eyes as he fell down the garbage chute or something... and then promptly fell asleep.
Stasis
Hey Claudius...
You killed my father.
Big mistake.

Dominion Master
9/5/2021 10:14:42 PM

Level: 25
Experience: 65000

Total Posts: 691
RE: It's September (again)!

The three fell equidistant to one another down the endless garbage chute or something.




That's it. It was endless and they fell at the same rate, so there's nothing left to say.

If x is the average distance between each falling body and y is how long before they realize they need a burger, solve for z.

Schwarzenegger is... HAMLET
Wolf McDog
The ability to destroy
a planet is insignificant
next to the power of the Force.
I'm a random monster...
and the most powerful boss!
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Monster--Opened for Random Access
Strikes: 128
Banned Banned Banned Banned Banned Banned
(For being an idiot.)
Not Jailed
(For being busted out by Szyren.)

Dominion Master
9/5/2021 10:42:36 PM

Level: 85
Experience: 2500627

Total Posts: 294
RE: It's September (again)!

Scribbling rapidly across several sheets of paper, Wolf finally solved for z and reached the end of the garbage chute or something. He cannonballed out the end and crashed into a pile of mops. Dusting himself off, he found himself in a janitor's closet. No time to lose, he grasped the door knob, but the surrounding wall simply fell forward, revealing the picturesque jungle pool at the bottom of a waterfall. Aside from the closet, he was now in a jungle.

"What the?" he suggested.

He took off at a stilted gait through the knee-deep water. He'd figure this mess out some other time. In the mean time, he needed to hurry up and get off-screen so he could drop in at some later, inopportune time.
Stasis
Hey Claudius...
You killed my father.
Big mistake.

Dominion Master
9/5/2021 10:45:39 PM

Level: 25
Experience: 65000

Total Posts: 691
RE: It's September (again)!

Stasis was as a bowling ball what clocketh the pins in the night, sailing from the end of the endless garbage chute or something and arcing gracefully through the air before colliding directly with Wolf and sending them both tumbling, hilariously, face-first into a cake or something.

"I GOT you!" said Stasis, taking Wolf by a handful of the hair, "Now we can find out who the Cloaked V is - together!"



Schwarzenegger is... HAMLET
Wolf McDog
The ability to destroy
a planet is insignificant
next to the power of the Force.
I'm a random monster...
and the most powerful boss!
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Monster--Opened for Random Access
Strikes: 128
Banned Banned Banned Banned Banned Banned
(For being an idiot.)
Not Jailed
(For being busted out by Szyren.)

Dominion Master
9/5/2021 10:52:00 PM

Level: 85
Experience: 2500627

Total Posts: 294
RE: It's September (again)!

*Cue opening*

Starring
Stasis
Vega
also starring Peter Stormare

       and
Wolf McDog as Wolf

Based on The Road by Cormac McCarthy

Adapted to the screen by
Gene Roddenberry

------

Wolf stared in shock, "Whaddya mean?"
Stasis
Hey Claudius...
You killed my father.
Big mistake.

Dominion Master
9/5/2021 11:20:25 PM

Level: 25
Experience: 65000

Total Posts: 691
RE: It's September (again)!

(Don't forget the instrumental cut of Teardrop by Massive Attack in the intro)

"I mean that guy with the cloak who is present even though Vega isn't. Do you know about him?" Stasis expounded.

Schwarzenegger is... HAMLET
Wolf McDog
The ability to destroy
a planet is insignificant
next to the power of the Force.
I'm a random monster...
and the most powerful boss!
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Monster--Opened for Random Access
Strikes: 128
Banned Banned Banned Banned Banned Banned
(For being an idiot.)
Not Jailed
(For being busted out by Szyren.)

Dominion Master
9/5/2021 11:28:02 PM

Level: 85
Experience: 2500627

Total Posts: 294
RE: It's September (again)!

Wolf's eyes shifted around frantically. He was looking for a way out.
"Yeah," he said, "Pretty sure that's just Vega."
He could see it in Stasis's eyes that this was not an acceptable answer. He knew this was going to be long and drawn out.
Stasis
Hey Claudius...
You killed my father.
Big mistake.

Dominion Master
9/5/2021 11:44:10 PM

Level: 25
Experience: 65000

Total Posts: 691
RE: It's September (again)!

*Prones you out* Not possible. *Crouches in a cool way* If it were Vega, I would know. *Lights a cigarette* Besides, Vega is on assignment in Aharagabad. *Hears something* Did you hear something? *Looks back at the endless garbage chute or something* Hm...? *Wonders*

Schwarzenegger is... HAMLET
Wolf McDog
The ability to destroy
a planet is insignificant
next to the power of the Force.
I'm a random monster...
and the most powerful boss!
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Monster--Opened for Random Access
Strikes: 128
Banned Banned Banned Banned Banned Banned
(For being an idiot.)
Not Jailed
(For being busted out by Szyren.)

Dominion Master
9/5/2021 11:49:07 PM

Level: 85
Experience: 2500627

Total Posts: 294
RE: It's September (again)!

Shifty Wolf
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