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Vega
Weird Dude
Dominion Master
9/10/2021 1:21:31 PM

Level: 1
Experience: 0

Total Posts: 247
RE: It's September (again)!

Vega was 6 feet from the end of the garbage chute or something, but he kept spawning backwards and falling in a loop, like a detective chasing a Scarial Killer. Having never been tremendously great at math, he couldn't solve for z.

"This is bull dung," he said aloud to no one in particular.
"I happen to like bull dung," replied a small voice from somewhere to his left... or right? It was much to difficult to tell any more. It seemed like he'd been falling for hours.
"Well, maybe you can have this pile of it then," Vega said, throwing the papers towards where he heard the voice come from.
"Oh, that's easy," the voice laughed. "It's 42."
"Thanks," Vega grunted, as he shot out the end of the garbage chute or something.
Wolf McDog
The ability to destroy
a planet is insignificant
next to the power of the Force.
I'm a random monster...
and the most powerful boss!
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Monster--Opened for Random Access
Strikes: 128
Banned Banned Banned Banned Banned Banned
(For being an idiot.)
Not Jailed
(For being busted out by Szyren.)

Dominion Master
9/25/2021 2:17:54 AM

Level: 85
Experience: 2500627

Total Posts: 294
RE: It's September (again)!

Wolf unfroze. He smelled the smell of cigarette smoke. He waved his hand in front of his wrinkled nose.
"Dude, it's been fifteen days already. What the heck happened?"

Stasis took a long, thoughtful drag and pulled the brim of his fedora low over his eyes. "Chrono creep," he said. "It always catches up with you."

He turned to Vega who was just exiting the janitor's closet politely through the door which was the only thing left standing. He closed it behind him.
Wolf McDog
The ability to destroy
a planet is insignificant
next to the power of the Force.
I'm a random monster...
and the most powerful boss!
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Monster--Opened for Random Access
Strikes: 128
Banned Banned Banned Banned Banned Banned
(For being an idiot.)
Not Jailed
(For being busted out by Szyren.)

Dominion Master
5/23/2022 2:55:50 AM

Level: 85
Experience: 2500627

Total Posts: 294
RE: It's September (again)!

Wolf decided to get it over with and inhaled the second-hand cigarette smoke deeply. He paddled with his hands a little bit as if to coax some extra carcinogens into his nostrils.
"It's been two hundred forty days," Wolf intoned, "and that cigarette is still totally lit. Its eyebrows are on fleek. And I'm on gone."

With a cartoonish wind up, Wolf dashed down-river. As he ran, he picked up bits of nature that grew along the shoreline. He soon ended up with a handful of cattails, moist grass, a fern, and various weeds. He began to assemble a ghillie suit directly on his body. It was the best idea he could come up with on the fly to attempt to get off-screen.
Stasis
Hey Claudius...
You killed my father.
Big mistake.

Dominion Master
5/23/2022 3:02:33 AM

Level: 25
Experience: 65000

Total Posts: 691
RE: It's September (again)!

Stasis [smoking arc] stood up methodically from that cool crouching position, filled a pregnant pause with one final drag from that stubby cigarette before flicking it into a pile of dry brush that had been sitting there for the last two hundred and forty days without a single drop of rain.

Stasis turned toward the Mysterious Cloaked Figure Formerly Known As Vega and remarked, "I don't know why that Wolf Dog guy doesn't just disappear behind a narrow tree. You know he's good for it."

Stasis then began to Naruto-run down the river, giving chase after Wolf for reasons that have long since been forgotten. The poast beckons.
Wolf McDog
The ability to destroy
a planet is insignificant
next to the power of the Force.
I'm a random monster...
and the most powerful boss!
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Monster--Opened for Random Access
Strikes: 128
Banned Banned Banned Banned Banned Banned
(For being an idiot.)
Not Jailed
(For being busted out by Szyren.)

Dominion Master
5/23/2022 3:34:50 AM

Level: 85
Experience: 2500627

Total Posts: 294
RE: It's September (again)!

Despite logic and Against All Odds, Phil Collins in shiny swim trunks and a recreational flotation device appeared suddenly and lazily alongside the partially-ghillied Wolf Dog guy as he sloshed down the river. Wolf did a double-take. "I Cannot Believe It's True," he muttered, but he decided to take his current predicament at Face Value. Phil turned his head toward Wolf and locked eyes with him. There was an inhuman intensity in Phil's eyes. It must've been something In the Air Tonight.
"Take Me Home!" Wolf demanded, but Phil replied, "I'm Not Moving."

The river became rougher, the water whiter. The riverside foliage on Wolf's side became thinner. He noticed the West Side was thicker now. Suddenly the air grew heavy, and the sun disappeared. Wolf heard Thunder and Lightning. I Don't Care Anymore, he thought. He glanced back at Phil and saw that his intense stare was still locked on him. "Nyargh! Cut that out!"
Who Said I Would? Phil replied... in Wolf's head.

The River So Wide at that point, Wolf was being carried now more than moving under his own power. Phil's speed effortlessly matched his own. Wolf wondered if this could get any weirder, but he Oughta Know By Now that it most definitely could. He grabbed again for some foliage for his ghillie suit but he Missed Again.

The situation was really starting to get to him. He didn't think he could take it for One More Night. Phil caught his attention again. He was handing Wolf a piece of paper. He involuntarily took it. Phil said, "Don't Lose My Number," and sped down the river far ahead of Wolf.

Then the sky opened up and Wolf was pelted with unrelenting, heavy rain. He sighed.
"Just Another Day in Paradise."
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